All is humor that ends in humor

Let's consider there's some sort of teacher taking an intermediate mathematics class. Now, something strange about that lady is the fact that she has a brand-new hot red coloured nail polish in her bag and she is constantly planning to complete her class within half an hour so that she could enjoy the rest of the hour polishing her beautiful nails. As she knows that she would not be free at home in order to perform that important and compulsory task.

Taking her plan into consideration, she takes a fairly long sum and asks the students to solve that within 10 minutes. After asking that, she doesn't forget to have a clear look at the confused faces of her students. A charming smile covers the cleverness of her face as the situation of the classroom seems to be in her favour. She doesn't want to waste any more time one so she stands up comes to the dice and says politely to the future of her country “Don't be confused like that my children, open that key book that I suggested to all of you last week and start solving the sum.”
Students now seem to have been fully satisfied by this precious sentence and this awesome suggestion of their kind teacher who would surely not try to tease them by her boring and tiresome lecture. This teacher also becomes happier than before; as now she would surely enjoy the last 30 minutes of her lecture.
The bewitching fact being hidden in that little story is actually covered by some sort of humour. That humour which our corrupt nation builders are applying to the innocent young souls of our country, for that teacher the worth of an intermediate level mathematics book is quite lesser than her newly bought nail polish.
But we can't say that our people have a small amount of wisdom and intellect. All that perfect arrangement of the teacher was the clear symbol that we are all highly intelligent. But the thing is that we are using intelligence for satisfying the thirst of our greediness. That greediness which lies in our unfair actions for making merry among ourselves. That greediness that lies in our everyday corruption, no matter whether the life of that corruption is 30 minutes or one complete hour.
Now we must try to have a look at the 8 hours corruption that is being done by an ordinary citizen, sitting in any office. He comes to office at 9:00 am but owing to the satisfaction of his beloved heart, he opens his laptop at sharp 11:00 am, after seeing his boss entering the office.
To conclude I must add that we are all doing corruption in many ways. That perfectly symbolizes that we are intelligent enough to solve a Rubik cube in just 4.11 seconds breaking all the previous world records.
That's true in any way.

Fatima Shahid
(The writer is member of Positive Pakistan, Lahore.)